A new toothpaste infused with oxytocin (not to be confused with OxyContin, please) and serotonin, that leaves your teeth the whitest of white and promotes happiness, a feeling of being loved and a pleasant personality for twelve hours.
Named after the saint of love (who was martyred, but don’t let that worry you), Valentyne Toothpaste gives you confidence, minty fresh breath and love. What more could you ask for?
note: not for use by expectant mothers – may induce labor, and you’ve probably got enough hormones floating around in you as is.
